request: can i maybe get some dating kuroo headcanons? ? btw love ur writing, it’s amazing ?
request: Hello! I absolutely love your hc/scenario first kisses! Could I ask for a first kiss hc with Kuroo please? ✨?
a/n: i’ve combined these and decided to do a little “dating kurro” with the first kiss and stuff hehehehe <3 thank y’ll for loving my writing!!!
@dearkozume because you wanted me to tag you in posts!!! <3
[DATING AND KISSING KUROO]
-kuroo
kuroo tetsuro.
general dating headcanons:
- you CANNOT tell me that this man doesn’t like to show you off. like not in any objectifying way, he literally just loves it when you look good for yourself and flaunt it. he’ll be your HYPEMAN
- likes to randomly scare you and then after making you nearly shit your pants he’ll make fun of you for the way you got scared and almost shat your pantaloons
- you either have to do stupid shit with him and you’ll have to deal with the consequences or you’ll DO the stupid shit WITH him and ENJOY the consequences. it’s chaotic, it’s amazing
- you know this boy is smart AS HELL, so you two do a bunch of study dates where you think you’ll actually fool around but then he drops a stack of practice worksheets and your desk and forces you to do them until they’re all you can see when you close your eyes
- he’s reliable and observant, and can tell when you’re feeling down in a heartbeat, but he himself is a little constipated when talking about problems in the relationship. he would rather glaze over them lowkey, but he knows that isn’t healthy
- when you sleep in the same bed as him, you have to bring your own pillow because he uses the two he has to smoosh against his face, ears, and hair
- likes to put his chin on top of your head when cuddling, whether he’s facing you or you’re facing away from him
- WILL make tiktoks with you but only halfheartedly. he’ll always be the first to comment on your tiktok or post and it’s always “look at my baby ?? ?”
- i know he’s depicted as a sex god, and i’m not saying he’s not good at that stuff, but he still definitely gets flustered if you ever make the first move for anything at all, even if it’s something with you kissing his cheek in public he just gives you this little shy glance because. he shy :((((
- if you go to his games and wave at him, he’ll wave back at you looking like a wacky inflatable tube man, his teammates make fun of him but it made you smile so. worth it
- when you comb through his hair with your fingers they get stuck in the tangles and then he drags you around the house with your hand basically attached to his head. its great
first kiss headcanons:
- you’d be the first one to kiss him because he’s really patient and wants you to set the pace for the relationship
- it’s probably be during a study date when he’s frying your brain and you are BEGGING for a break but he’s just like “you can’t even balance chemical equations yet you absolute idiot. you’re not getting a break until you can balance them”
- and you just refuse to do them and stare up at him defiantly. he stares back. you’ve been staring at each other for a minute, both refusing to give up. and you decide you’ve had enough and you just shoot up and plant a FAT kiss on his lips and it even makes a smacking sound
- and you get up from the bed AND rush out of the room into the kitchen where you proceed to stuff your face with snacks and sustenance with red ears, trying to eat your embarrassment away
- and kuroo’s just. sitting there. frozen and red and confused.
- like you???? just????? tricked him????? but you also???? kissed him???? is he annoyed or happy
- he is both
- and when you come back he’s put all the study materials away and just looks at you and says “i put the stuff away can i have another kiss” while sitting on his bed criss-cross applesauce with his hands clasped in his lap
general affection headcanons:
- during school (highschool or college), whenever he sees you, he’ll jog up to you and put his hand on your waist and kiss your cheek or temple and ask you about your day
- in the privacy of his own home or your own home, he will come up behind you and squish you in his arms or squish your face with his hands and kiss your face everywhere humanly possible
- nips at your ear playfully to get your attention when you’re cuddling
- his kisses on your lips are slow and chaste, whenever he pulls away there’s always a smooch sound and it’s <3<3<3<3<3
- if you’re sitting on the couch longways with your legs stretched out, he will lay his w h o l e body on top of you and bury his face in your stomach and might even blow raspberries on it
- you pinch his butt. it’s a crime if you don’t
- he likes to wing his arm ALL the way up before unleashing it’s power on your ass and the slap is all you can hear for the next five minutes as you hold your ass with his hand print on it
- likes it when you get engulfed by his hugs or whenever he’s sitting down and you hug him tightly and he feels like you when he hugs you
- sleeping with him is the WORST
- he literally has NO manners when it comes to sleeping with someone. deadass takes the covers and pillows and doesn’t care if you’re cold.
- him: suffer, bitch.
- doesn’t need a whole lot of affection, but he doesn’t want to be the one that initiates affection all the time. he likes to feel wanted, so even a small test of “i miss you :(” makes his heart ZOOM
- love this boy and his bed head PLEASE
